Mariah Yeater Wants Justin Bieber To Take Another DNA Test Just To See If He Has Any

You know the woman who said Justin Bieber rode her for 30 seconds backstage at one of his gigs, and as a result, popped out a small baby? Well, Mariah Yeater is at it again, asking for more of Justin’s DNA.

Presumably, the first DNA test came back with a report noting that Bieber was too young to have even developed any.

However, now he’s grown some finger nails and the fontanelle has started to harden on his famous head, she’s asking for another test. Maybe she’s going to swipe it and clone him because she’s mental or something? You’d have to be to willingly tell the world you’d had sex with a superstar infant with a face like a boiled kneecap.

Bieber has, of course, already taken one test, but Yeater,wants one that he hasn’t initiated. Perhaps she doesn’t trust the hippocratic oath?

Some bloke called Jeffery Leving said that, even though he has yet to provide evidence of the two’s alleged sexual encounter, Yeater deserved the right to meet Bieber with her baby and lawyers present so they can watch him actually take the test.

That’ll be a nice awkward meeting won’t it? If they did do the dirty, imagine the small talk! If they didn’t, imagine the simmering rage from the young pop-star and the doe-eyed chancer holding a baby, looking on and wondering if it would be okay to ask for an autograph.

Leving says:

“I want a new DNA test with both sides together at a lab in California as soon as possible… As soon as I tell her to do it, she’ll do it. We need proper protocol and a chain of custody.”

“For me to feel comfortable, I want a member of my legal team in the room when Justin Bieber’s genetic fluid is sampled”

Genetic fluid is potentially what got everyone into this mess in the first place. Leving added:

“This case is unique in terms of media interest, celebrity and the amount of potential child support at issue. There could be motives on the parts of many different people to corrupt the evidence”

It’s nowhere near as fun as Arnold Schwarzenegger’s secret lovechild story, is it?

Source: Hecklerspray Justin Bieber