When a baby is born via parents no longer together, it isn’t uncommon for a Jerry Springer style argument to develop, with penis owners shouting ‘Well, it ain’t mine that’s for sure, you womanly leech!’
Justin Bieber is no different, looking at the whole situation and shrugging ‘I haven’t even met the girl! No way. Nuh-uh.‘
Apart from, that is, the ex-boyfriend of Justin Bieber’s alleged baby harvester, Mariah Yeater, who has NO DOUBT IN HIS MIND AT ALL (apart from the vague doubts in his mind) that the baby is his and, he so certain, he wants to take a DNA test to prove it. Roll on child support payments from whoever!
Remember TMZ sharing a story which showed a load of SMS messages, which seemingly showed Mariah Yeater saying that her ex, Robbie Powell, was the father of her baby?
No? Well, that sentence you’ve just read has got you up to speed. Stop being such an idiot.
Where were we? Oh yes, Robbie Powell. Well, Robbie and his super sperm are demanding a DNA test because he’s apparently tired of Yeater using the child for media attention.
Basically, he wants some media attention as well. Then baby sitting rights. Then countless sleepless nights and soiled nappies.
TMZ’s sources says Robbie has been telling friends that Mariah has already told him that this whole Bieber story is a crock of dung and Robbie believes she did conjured it up because she was desperate for cash.
If she’s that desperate, why doesn’t she sell her baby? You’re allowed to do that in America right? Angelina Jolie will probably take it off her hands.
Of course, Powell will now be getting approaches by media outlets, which is nice for him. Maybe he’ll buy some condoms with any fees he receives.
Source: Hecklerspray Justin Bieber
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