Justin Bieber talks directly
to God. Justin Bieber also thinks that “rape happens for a reason” as well. That invariably means we shouldn’t trust a vowel that dribbles out of that tiny week-old mouth of his.
He’s Canadian too. They’re all like Americans without the whole ‘inventing rock ‘n’ roll’ thing.
Anyway, Justin Bieber likes talking to the ether and pretending that God talks back to him. Presumably God advised that Bieber got a tattoo on his leg of Jesus. Sadly, God didn’t tell him to go to a decent tattoo parlour and JB is left with an image of what appears to be the lead singer of Nickelback on his calf.
Justin does indeed believe that there is a higher power guiding everyone’s lives, but he doesn’t go to church to affirm his faith.
Is that because he’s gigantically famous and can’t be bothered getting loads of hassle every Sunday morning? Some faith that is!
He told V magazine:
“A lot of people who are religious, I think they get lost. They go to church just to go to church. I’m not trying to disrespect them … but for me, I focus more on praying and talking to Him. I don’t have to go to church.”
Still, at least he’s getting tugged off.
He added:
“Now that I’m on top, everyone wants to bring me down … Everyone’s trying to tug at me and take my spot.”
There’s still no word on the claims that Mariah Yeater had his baby though, which is what we’re all especially interested in. Not because he’s ‘on top’ and we’d like to see him fail, rather, we’ll never ever forgive him for what he said about rape victims.
We haven’t even mentioned his gruesome music. At least he’s got his little imaginary friend in the sky to talk to.
Source: Hecklerspray Justin Bieber
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