Justin Bieber has created a monster. That’s right – the 4 week old heartthrob has managed to get a young, innocent girl and turn her into a jaded, cynical, coal hearted ghoul. Bieber, mixed with American politics, has torn out the heart of a fragile young girl, now destined for a life of jaded pain.
So what happened?
Do you remember young Caroline Gonzalez being made mayor of a Texan town? Well, the 11 year old’s first act as Boss Of You was to rename Main Street ‘Justin Bieber Way’. Real talk. However, the machinery of the world has bitten her on the backside, creating a ghoulish creature ready to ruin the world. When she’s old enough of course.
See, what happened was that the sign made to rename the street has been stolen. Her first political act resulted in a rebellion from her people.
She’ll never trust another human as long as her feeble little heart has a beat in it.
Caroline’s father, Tony Gonzalez said that after she learned of the theft, he had…
“never seen her so mad”.
City officials have rushed a new sign out to replace it, which will also get stolen, thereby continuing the depressing spiral in the spirits of young Caroline Gonzalez.
Look what you’ve done America! If she goes on a machine gun rampage in a mall, you’ve only yourselves to blame.
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