Justin Bieber Victim of (New) Death Hoax

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Justin Bieber is the victim of (yet another) death hoax.

Late Wednesday, “RIP Justin Bieber” became a worldwide trending topic on Twitter, fueling speculation that the megastar singer had died.

It is 100% false.

Bieber is alive and well.

He is just the latest celebrity to be “killed” by a prank in which Twitter hoaxsters get “RIP [Celebrity Name]” to trend.

Sometimes the intentions behind “RIP” are good (as with “Really Inspiring Person” Lady Gaga earlier in the day).

But most of the time, Bieber and other celebs are just the victims of dumb hoaxes that alarm fans and are in no way funny.

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Justin Bieber Victim of Death Hoax

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Justin Bieber is the victim of a death hoax.

Late Sunday, “RIP Justin Bieber” became a worldwide trending topic on Twitter, fueling speculation that the megastar singer had died.

It is 100% false.

Bieber is alive and well.

The singer is just the latest celebrity to be “killed” by a prank in which Twitter hoaxsters get “RIP [Celebrity Name]” to trend.

While more and more people quickly recognize these rumors for the dumb hoaxes they are, it’s disgusting that some people think needlessly causing (even momentary) panic is an appropriate use of social media.

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Caroline Flack Gets Death Threats From Clearly Insane One Direction Fans

Uh-oh! Caroline Flack is getting received death threats from Harry Styles’ fans after it was revealed that the pair have been on some dates. What is it with young women and their penchant for sending death threats?

WHY HAVEN’T WE HAD ANY? DO WE HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH A YOUNG MAN TO DO SO?

On that point, it appears hecklerspray is the only publication willing to point out that it is incredibly sinister the way adult women feel it is perfectly fine for them to fap over a bunch of 10 year old singing boys. Never mind death threats, how about some police involvement here?!

Aaaanyway. Where were we? Oh yes. Death threats. The Xtra Factor presenter and the One Direction boythrob have been bumping uglies, despite the fact there’s a 36-year age gap between the two.

Of course, fans of 8-year-old Harry (calling themselves Directioners because they don’t want Beliebers to have the monopoly on collective nouns for simpletons) aren’t happy about the fact that they aren’t the ones tearing the young singer a new cock-hole.

And so, they’ve taken to twitter.

A source says:

“Twitter just went mad. People have been saying really horrible things. Caroline’s really shaken and upset.”

And that’s just from spending time with the dreadful, grabby Olly Murs. One message said:

“If caroline flack flirts with my boyfriend (Harry) I will personally hunt her down and shoot her.”

HURRAY! We’ve got a new Mark Chapman. Another message said:

“I want to kill you Caroline Flack, Harry is mine Bitch”

Someone else sensibly pointed out:

“Caroline Flack is 32. She should be settling and ready to have kids not dating them.”

Of course, the ironic thing here is that Harry and Flack aren’t doing anything untoward at all. Flack took to her own twitter account to say:

“Hi one direction fans! To clarify. I’m close friends with harry. He’s one of the nicest people I know. I don’t deserve death threats. x”

This has prompted Harry to come to Flack’s aid and try and help her through this difficult time. You know what that means? There’s a grief-shag in the offing and you mental Directioners have gone and forced them together with some twisted remote Stockholm Syndrome.

WELL DONE YOU.

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Mariah Yeater Receives Death Threats From Justin Bieber Fans

Golden boy's fans are consistent. They threatened Kim Kardashian, they went after Selena Gomez, they were upset when Justin didn't win the Best New Artist Grammy, and now they've targeted Mariah Yeater, the 20 year-old who says Justin fathered her baby.

The threats that Bieber's fans are sending are just as pathetic as they are. For example, @EvelynHorwitz said: “Dear Mariah Yeater, Roses are red, violets are blue, stay away from Bieber or Beliebers will kill you." Our public school system is in dire need of serious reform.

Anyone who says anything unflattering about Justin receives death threats on Twitter. This is nothing new and Mariah likely expected it. I'd suggest that Beliebers calm down with this, but let's face it, it was only a few years ago that they stopped the bed wetting. Asking Beliebers to be rational and mature would make us look stoopid, lol.

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Sean Kingston Wants Jet Ski Death

Sean Kingston and concrete bridges don’t mix. If you haven’t bothered to remember, Kingston crashed his skull into the side of a Miami bridge while on a jet ski. The bridge won. And how. It left Kingston on a life glug in hospital and everyone started praying for him to some false god.

However, Seany is keen to get back onto one of these water-based motorbike things, presumably in an attempt to completely crack his skull intwo this time.

What a cad.

As if beautiful girls didn’t make him suicidal enough, it appears that our man wants to get on the water as soon as he can, thrashing ’round the tides or whatever it is you do on a jet ski.

See, he’s now pretty much recovered from it all, save for a dead stare and harrowing nightmares which plague him, leaving him screaming in a sodden bed.

But he won’t be giving up on his love for jet-skiing. Nosireebob.

Talking to Ryan Seacrest (the secret ruler of America) he says:

“I’m gonna go on another jet-ski… I was new to the area; I had just moved to the island and I didn’t know about the tides, I didn’t know about anything like that. It happened to me because I chose to ride around in that area, but there’s so much water that I could have chosen to ride around on.”

That’s right Sean. It is much better to stick to water, as opposed to ‘water with great lumps of concrete sticking out of it which you may crash into and die’.

He’s insisting that he’s going to get back on one of these things soon, and thanks to his lack of judgement and his willingness to speak about it, he’s given writers the world over the heads-up to write his obituary article in advance to save them from doing any work at some point in the future.

Whaddaguy.

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Bieber Treats Selena Gomez To Date In Eerily Empty Hangar While Death Film Plays

Justin Bieber may only be fourteen weeks old, but he’s got himself a wickle girlfriend and he wants to treat her right and thrown his ill-gotten earnings around at her until she believes it’s love.

And so, the two toddler millionaires went unchaperoned on a date which, in all honesty, sounds ghastly.

Imagine being played a film about death on a giant screen in an room with 20,000 empty seats surrounding you while a tiny boy winks at you from underneath a gigantic advertising hoarding. Just imagine that. Arousing huh?

Bieber took Gomez through a secret tunnel to the 20,000-seat home of the Los Angeles Lakers, sponsored by Staples.

In the middle of an entirely empty building – much like something from the last 20 minutes of The Shining – Gomez was shown silently to a table for two.

While she panicked and worriedly chewed her mushed up pasta, it invariably dawned on the poor young woman that this whole thing had been inspired by a scene from the Adam Sandler flick ‘Mr. Deeds’, which sees the loathsome comedian surprising Winona Ryder with a date for two at Madison Square Garden.

Anyway, after sitting silently in a stadium, that’s when Titanic began playing on a enormo screen in the arena, where the the dating children watched a film where 99% of the cast die.

After his date, Biebles chillingly tweeted:

“Romance isn’t dead… Treat your lady right fellas.”

Brrr.

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