For once, we’d like to say how proud we are of someone. And the person is none other than Canadian dwarf warbler, Justin Bieber. Despite being twelve months old and having an entertainment career that’s spanned two decades, he’s kept his feet firmly on the floor and not gone off the rails.
You can’t say the same for his fans though.
One look at those guys and you can see some bona fide crazy behaviour. Because they aren’t tall enough to reach most objects, their shortness sparks anger which is usually thrown at h8erz like hecklerspray and Selena Gomez, Bieber’s ladyfriend. Fans of Bieber usually fling themselves at their idol like a footballer does towards brown envelopes of used bank notes. However, there is a way of showing how much you love Bieber without self harming with a Hello Kitty pen. In one backwards town in Texas, one Belieber managed to rename a grotty street after the singer.
You might be thinking why Forney, the town in Texas, would happily destroy its heritage by renaming Main Street to Justin Bieber Way?
Perhaps the local police force saw the recent trouble across the UK and wanted to make sure that its own children didn’t take to the streets, looting whatever they could find. Justin Bieber is so brilliant that he could stop a riot. Easy.
Amazingly, the local mayor in Forney offered people the opportunity to become leader of the town for the day too, which was designed to spark government interest in young people. We don’t know what the criteria was to win the contest, but the lucky winner was eleven year old Caroline Gonzalez.
She is clearly not to be trusted.
And of course, hard political issues such as immigration and the economy weren’t discussed by the victor of the contest. After a cabinet of dolls and teddies had been formed, the first action of the day was in order, renaming a street to honour Justin Bieber. She said:
“I really like Justin Bieber. I like his music and I like him. And I thought, why not have a street in my hometown named after my favourite singer?”
To be fair, she seems more straight talking than most politicians. David Cameron or Barack Obama would be mincing their words and defending such a random act as some sort of warped way to link to job cuts or the obesity epidemic. It won’t be long though ’til Caroline Gonzalez is fiddling her expense sheet and found in a ditch with an orange in her mouth.
Still, where America walks, Britain follows, so fully expect to see Simon Cowell Grove and Rastamouse Avenue cropping up near you some time soon.
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