Bieber Treats Selena Gomez To Date In Eerily Empty Hangar While Death Film Plays

Justin Bieber may only be fourteen weeks old, but he’s got himself a wickle girlfriend and he wants to treat her right and thrown his ill-gotten earnings around at her until she believes it’s love.

And so, the two toddler millionaires went unchaperoned on a date which, in all honesty, sounds ghastly.

Imagine being played a film about death on a giant screen in an room with 20,000 empty seats surrounding you while a tiny boy winks at you from underneath a gigantic advertising hoarding. Just imagine that. Arousing huh?

Bieber took Gomez through a secret tunnel to the 20,000-seat home of the Los Angeles Lakers, sponsored by Staples.

In the middle of an entirely empty building – much like something from the last 20 minutes of The Shining – Gomez was shown silently to a table for two.

While she panicked and worriedly chewed her mushed up pasta, it invariably dawned on the poor young woman that this whole thing had been inspired by a scene from the Adam Sandler flick ‘Mr. Deeds’, which sees the loathsome comedian surprising Winona Ryder with a date for two at Madison Square Garden.

Anyway, after sitting silently in a stadium, that’s when Titanic began playing on a enormo screen in the arena, where the the dating children watched a film where 99% of the cast die.

After his date, Biebles chillingly tweeted:

“Romance isn’t dead… Treat your lady right fellas.”

Brrr.

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