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Matt Damon plays Santa Claus in a new video supporting Water.org bottles, which fund clean water for regions in crisis.
In addition to helping a good cause, the clip features some adorable kids and shout-outs to Ben Affleck and Justin Bieber.
Also, it seems like no one under the age of 10 knows who Matt Damon (or “Matt David”) is.
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And so, the two toddler millionaires went unchaperoned on a date which, in all honesty, sounds ghastly.
Imagine being played a film about death on a giant screen in an room with 20,000 empty seats surrounding you while a tiny boy winks at you from underneath a gigantic advertising hoarding. Just imagine that. Arousing huh?
Bieber took Gomez through a secret tunnel to the 20,000-seat home of the Los Angeles Lakers, sponsored by Staples.
In the middle of an entirely empty building – much like something from the last 20 minutes of The Shining – Gomez was shown silently to a table for two.
While she panicked and worriedly chewed her mushed up pasta, it invariably dawned on the poor young woman that this whole thing had been inspired by a scene from the Adam Sandler flick ‘Mr. Deeds’, which sees the loathsome comedian surprising Winona Ryder with a date for two at Madison Square Garden.
Anyway, after sitting silently in a stadium, that’s when Titanic began playing on a enormo screen in the arena, where the the dating children watched a film where 99% of the cast die.
After his date, Biebles chillingly tweeted:
“Romance isn’t dead… Treat your lady right fellas.”
Brrr.
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