Sean Kingston Fined For Injuring Miami Bridge With His Stupid Head

We told you that God Almighty wanted to punish Sean Kingston and so, caused the ‘accident’ on his jet ski which saw him trying to crack a Miami bridge open with his head. You didn’t believe us, but it was true.

Well, the punishment isn’t over for the rubbish singer.

As well as angering God, Kingston has also angered godfearing Miami officials who want to let the omnipotent deity know that, if they have to choose sides, then they’d rather go to heaven than listen to tepid pop-RnB.

Sean has been cited for “careless operation” and fined a whopping $180 (£112) for bullying a concrete Miami bridge with his skull.

Officials have blamed the R&B star’s “inexperience” and “inattention” for the near-fatal accident in Florida. This is all according to a newly-released police report which was compiled under the watchful guidance of God Himself.

TMZ, even the hears-chasers, have even managed to get hold of photographs from the incident which, unbelievably, shows Kingston’s arm and chin imprints on the cement wall.

We’re not even slightly making this up. Look.

Anyway, it has been suggested that Our Lord God made Sean lose control of his watercraft and made him career into the side of a massive, unmissable bridge.

And now, authorities have slapped him with a fine and cited him for “careless operation in an accident”.

Kingston puked blood and had three life-saving surgeries, which is kinda funny.

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