Kristen Stewart “I Want to Quit Acting” Headline Is Completely Misleading

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It’s a big day for splashy, misleading headlines on HollywoodLife!

Shortly after spreading the idea that Selena Gomez had hinted at a split with Justin Bieber (when she very clearly had not), the site posted the headline, “Kristen Stewart Interview: I Want To Quit Acting.”

Wow!

That sounds like big news.

Did the Twilight star drop the bombshell in her upcoming Vanity Fair profile?

Um… not exactly.

The “quit acting” comment is actually from an interview Stewart gave to the magazine way back in April 2007 – when she was just 17.

At the time, Stewart said, “I want to go to college for literature. I want to be a writer. I mean, I love what I do, but it’s not all I want to do – be a professional liar for the rest of my life.”

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That’s what she said – nearly five years ago.

She never announced, “I want to quit acting,” or anything even remotely like it.

Just because the quote is, apparently, new to HollywoodLife, it doesn’t mean it’s news.

It’s completely misleading to post a story implying that Stewart just gave an interview in which she says she wants to quit acting… by using a years-old comment in which she merely says “it’s not all I want to do.”

Then again, HollywoodLife is happy to sensationalize non-stories about Stewart into drama.

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Justin Bieber Gets Fan Pregnant With Corny ‘I Want To Feel Everything’ Line

The World of teeth snappingly annoying pop has been dealt a major blow today as rumours of the World’s most talented lesbian, Justin Bieber, has fathered a child with a fan. And not just any fan, but an older fan, turning her into an immediate MBLF (Mother Bieb’d Love Fuffing).

Obviously these are just rumours and we don’t want to see any forensic evidence appertaining to this case for fear of losing our Frosties and coffee this early in the morning. And getting sued rather quickly.

Mariah Yeater is the woman who popped the Bieb’s cherry and instantly became the figure of teen hate in six minutes of fumbled thrusting and reciting of his favourite songs to reach climax. If Selena Gomez was worried about getting hate mail because she was kissing Little Bieber, then she can take herself off for a celebratory colonic that someone else is taking her place.

At the time, Yeater was 19 and Bieber 16, so if he is the father, she could be prosecuted for statutory rape. But at least Rapist is one step up from being a Belieber. So it’s not all bad.

Yeater’s account of their night of fleeting passion is easily one of the most disgusting aspects of this case. More disgusting than the thought of Justin Bieber hunched over some poor woman.

Yeater says of the whole ‘brief’ encounter:

“Immediately, it was obvious that we were mutually attracted to one another, and we began to kiss. Shortly thereafter, Justin Bieber suggested that I go with him to a private place where we could be alone.”

“I agreed to go with him and on the walk to a private area, he told me he wanted to make love to me and this was going to be his first time.”

“We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to f*** the s*** out of me. At the time I asked him to put a condom for protection, but he insisted that he did not want to.”

“In his own words, he said that because it was his first time he wanted to ‘feel everything.’“

Between bile wretches and glasses of cold water to settle our stomachs, we couldn’t believe that she actually fell for the ‘I want to feel everything’ line. That’s one of the dangers you learn about in AIDS 101. And I bet she kept her ‘BIEBERGEDDON’ t-shirt on through the whole ordeal.

It all seems a little fan fiction to us. Something that you might find on the more seedier side of the Internet, or something which might be prosecutable on Pete Townsend’s hard drive. Does anyone say ‘f*** the s*** out of me’ anymore? It seems a little porn-y.

That said, Das Biebs is friends with Chris Brown, so Yeater should count her lucky stars she wasn’t punched and bitten so viciously that she had to go to hospital.

Either way, she’s going to come out of this looking like the villain. And if she’s telling the truth, let us see if Justin’s unsavoury views on abortion sway a little.

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Justin Bieber and Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas Is You” (LISTEN)

 

 

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Justin Bieber and Mariah Carey‘s remake of her iconic holiday song “All I Want For Christmas is You” has been released.

The Biebs’ highly anticipated Christmas album, “Under the Mistletoe,” goes on sale November 1.

Check out the track below!

Do you prefer the original song, or do you like Bieber and Carey’s collab?

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Want To Meet Justin Bieber As He Turns On Westfield’s Christmas Lights With His Mind?

Are you one of those shrieking tweens who just loves Justin Bieber sooooo much that, given the chance, you’d kiss his little face so much that it would drop off his undeveloped cranium? YOU ARE?

Good news then!

See, you can get the chance to meet your pint-sized hero as he switches on the Christmas lights at the Westfield Shop-O-Plex in Shepherd’s Bush and Stratford. This isn’t a joke. Read on and start preparing your best screams and stalking techniques.

That’s right! You will have finished school in time to howl at your fave popster as he appears at Westfield London at 5pm and the one at Stratford City at 7.45pm on Monday 7th November.

Selena Gomez probably won’t be there so you can save your badly spelled death-threats for another day.

Biebles will arrive in Shepherd’s Bush and appear on stage in The Atrium and then switch on the Christmas lights before singing four of his tuneless hit singles!

He’ll then be whisked away, with you goons chasing him on foot like Dawn of the Dead, to the newly opened Westfield Stratford City where he’ll perform acoustic tracks while fireworks kaboom above his tiny little head.

For the chance to get a wristband to be one of the lucky fans to meet Justin Bieber in person, visit http://uk.westfield.com/london/ and http://uk.westfield.com/stratfordcity

You mental, mental children you.

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Want to Adopt a Puppy

The most famous baby-faced couple in the world might become parents soon. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are interested in adopting a puppy together. While the couple was in Winnipeg, they visited D’Arcy’s Animal Rescue Center, and took a liking to a dog named Baylor.

According to a volunteer at the shelter, “Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber were here this afternoon playing with the dogs and puppies for over an hour. They expressed an interest in adopting one of the dogs.”

Ohmigod! This sounds like a horrible idea, but I’m sure they think it’s an excellent one. There are many logistical reasons why this would never work out, including the fact that they don’t actually live together and I’m pretty sure they don’t actually live by themselves. If/when they split, the poor dog will become the breakup dog that awkwardly exists...somewhere. Most likely in the custody of their parents.

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Canon Probably Want To Open Fire On All One Direction Fans

One Direction fans really are something to behold, they can almost out crazy the cult of Beliebers in terms of random Twitter outbursts about anything and everything their icons do.

OMG! HARRY IS PICKING HIS NOSE! I TOTES LOVE HIM!

That’s the sort of thing you can usually expect from them. But now they’ve hit a new low and actually managed to ruin the launch of a brand new top of the range DSLR camera from imaging giants, Canon.

You see, this week Canon announced the latest model in their flagship line, the Canon 1Dx.

Photographers around the world salivated at the tech specs and professed their undying love and desire for the new model on Twitter.

But the joy shortly turned to disgust and outrage as all hashtags and searches for Canon 1D related tweets were hijacked by ill informed tweens, positively gushing with adoration for their favourite X-Factor rejects.

Where once their was discussion about ISO sensitivity and a greater FPS shooting capacity, there lay praise that someone had finally made a One Direction branded camera, because that’s what the people (and by people we mean teenage girls and creepy middle aged women) really want.

Once the last horses finally crossed the finishing line, well after the photographers had bolted back to Flickr, messages such as “That awkward moment where you realise the Canon 1D has nothing to do with 1D,” were tweeted and re-tweeted and re-tweeted again, to the sound of Canon’s Digital PR manager shooting himself in the head… probably.

Canon have remained surprisingly tight lipped on the matter, although a source hecklerspray spoke to said that the wall of silence is due to fact that no one is actually that sure about who One Direction are, or why they have so many fans on Twitter.

So, there you have it, One Direction fans are officially too stupid to know when to shut their mouths.

Either that or they were paid off by Nikon.

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