Fame does strange things to people. Over the years, we’ve heard diva like demands from people requiring their dressing room to be painted blue, the ingredients in a salad sliced a certain way or that no other DJ play the same record as them.
But whilst famous folk realise that any freakish behaviour will kill their career early, they can count on the fans to support them through thick and sometimes eating disorder thin. Chris Brown can count on Team Breezy to endorse his domestic abuse and phone pinching antics whilst Michael Jackson mentalists have long given us a continual source of comedy gold.
Justin Bieber also has his own hardcore following. Known to the world as Beliebers, they will defend him to the end and lap up anything with his name on. Those who despise Bieber often wish he hadn’t been conceived due to his annoying nation, but how about congratulating the mother herself that she didn’t do such a thing? One Belieber amazingly did this.
As much as you love a singer or actress, there does come a point when the line gets overstepped. Tattooing their name onto your penis, for example, won’t make them fall heads over heels in love you. Nor will breaking into their house and waiting in the kitchen with a psychotic wonky grin on your sweaty chops.
With the advent of Twitter, fans and celebrities can now communicate with each other from a safe distance. Most of the time, Justin Bieber receives so many tweets that he’ll never give a personal response. But who’d want to when they receive messages such as “O mai Gawd I ffreekin luv u Justin.”
We don’t know how prolific Justin Bieber’s mother is, but one excited fan sent her the following tweet, which swiftly received a message back from the foetus child himself!
Perhaps this is a sure fire way of getting a tweet from someone mega famous:
It has been noted that Justin Bieber isn’t a fan of abortion. Not because he sang a song called “Baby,” but because he supposedly gave this quote to Rolling Stone magazine. Supposedly taken out of context, but he supposedly:
“He doesn’t believe in abortion, even if the mother was a victim of rape, because everything happens for a reason.”
At least he’ll always be popular with Catholics. Quite how an opinion like that can be twisted is hard to believe, but we think he secretly means that if all pregnant women decided to have an abortion tomorrow, his potential future fanbase would cease to exist.
We can only imagine that when he ever contributes towards the creation of a child with partner Selena Gomez, the birth will be held at the altar of a church to honour their views of Catholics.
It seems like he and Pope Benedict XVI might become BFF’s.
Source: Hecklerspray Justin Bieber
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