Showing posts with label World. Show all posts
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Monday, January 30, 2012

Justin Bieber Just Doesn’t Understand The World


Pint Sized Canadian Pop Prince, Justin Bieber, really is the gift that just keeps on giving.


Fresh from “definitely” fathering a love child in a sweaty 30-second romp with a woman whose testimony is as reliable as that of Dr. Conrad Murray, Bieber has decided to, once again, showcase how empty the space between his ears is on national television.


Bieber’s lack of geographical knowledge was previously showcased on television in New Zealand, when he admitted, in a somewhat uncomfortable and borderline racist moment, that they don’t have the word German in America.



But now he’s taken his ignorance to the next level, by going on the David Letterman show and failing to be able to name all 7 of the Earth’s continents.


Justin had stated to Letterman that he believed he had performed on every continent, only to have the late night legend challenge him to name the continents he has performed on.


Asia, North America, South America. Boom, Bieber was almost half way there, but after that strong start he began to struggle. After a few seconds he pulled Africa out of the bag and quickly followed it up with Antarctica.


But that’s where the knowledge train de-railed and Bieber began to clutch at straws. His next 2 answers were The North Pole and Canada, neither of which are actually continents, just in case you didn’t already know.


Thanks to a little prompting by Letterman, Bieber was able to just about struggle his way to the end of the list, although he did refer to Oceana/Australasia as just Australia, so even after being handed the answers he still managed to get it wrong, Letterman obviously overlooked this glaring error in order to keep the show moving, otherwise he’d have been there all week. Pedantic? Us? Never.


We’ve included the video of the bumbling Bieber’s inability to name the 7 continents below, so you too can sit there and shout at him for being so thick.


Let’s just hope Justin isn’t asked to name the children he’s sired on each contient!















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Thursday, October 20, 2011

Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Other Stars Snag 2012 Guinness World Records


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Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Lil Wayne and a slew of other celebrities have made it into the 2012 Guinness Book of World Records.


The Biebs lost to Gaga for “Most Twitter Followers” — she had 11,259,372 as of June 29 — but he took the title for ”Most Popular Video of Any Kind Online,” with “Baby” snagging 463,820,304 views as of Feb. 16, 2011.


Lil Wayne is in the book for “Most US Hot 100 Hits by a Rap Artist,” with 64 between 1999 and 2010.


J.K. Rowling recieved the title of “First Billionaire Author,” with her seven Harry Potter books selling more than 400 million copies worldwide.


Johnny Depp is listed as “Highest Paid Actor” ($75 million), and Sandra Bullock as “Highest Paid Actress” ($56 million), while “Two and a Half Men” star Angus T. Jones is the “Highest Paid Child Star,” earning $250,000 per episode.


Check out MORE celebrity records below!


Miranda Cosgrove – “Highest Paid Child Actress” ($180,000 per “iCarly” episode)


Hugh Laurie – “Highest Paid Actor in a TV Drama” ($400,000 per “House” episode)


Prince William and Kate Middleton – “Most Live Streams for a Single Event” (72 million streams for the Royal Wedding)


Rihanna - “Most US #1 Singles in a Year (Female)” (Four singles: “Rude Boy”, “Love The Way You Lie,” “What’s My Name?” and “Only Girl”)


The books hits store on Thursday, September 15.


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Justin Bieber Has Been Dumped! Children Around The World Rejoice In Unison


Nobody told us that Justin Bieber was back on the market via a flurry of texts or messages on Twitter. We had to do some detective work after mopping moisture from our trousers. Not because we were engaging in sexy acts with ourselves, but rather, the supersonic wavelengths shattered our bottle of No Frills gin (paint thinner to you) after the world’s children screamed so loudly that nothing stood a chance.


Of course, tiny pop menses, Justin Bieber, has been the apple of many young girls’ eyes and everything seemed fine and dandy as he sang inoffensive songs whilst making barrels of money for record executive who’ve has a greying ponytail older than the little gyrating cash calf.


The one sworn enemy amongst Bieber fans has always been Selena Gomez who was every girl’s idea as a home wrecking bitch. But the clutches of this evil beast has been released and Justin Bieber is now available for us all to throw ourselves at! US FIRST!



Gomez’s romance with the seven year old dwarf singer, angered his tiny milk-teeth grinding fans. They really didn’t take kindly to their crush being taken away from them. As such, comedic messages of badly spelled hate were sent her way: Was this the reason that Selana kicked Bieber’s barely developed bottom to the curb?


Somebody muttered:



“She doesn’t feel Justin is quite mature enough yet to be in a long-term, stable relationship. She’s in the market for someone a little older and more worldly-wise and she was as unhappy about Justin’s friendship with bad boys Chris Brown and Sean Kingston.”


Friends with Sean Kingston and Chris Brown? Alarm bells would start ringing in any sane minded persons head. After all, we all know that part human, part muppet creation Sean Kingston has the uncanny ability to try and crack open his brains on Miami bridges.


As for Chris buck toothed Brown? We guess that Selena Gomez is one of the few ‘celebs in America to realise that punching someone in the race, regardless of their gender or status shouldn’t be allowed to regain popularity. But if smashing a chair through a window when asked questions about domestic assault makes you LOL, then Chris Brown must make a lot of people happy.


After a cup of hot chocolate, a cuddle with his blanket and kissing practice with his hand, Justin Bieber will bounce back to seduce some lucky child. If Michael Jackson was still with us, we’re sure an invite to Neverland would have already landed on his doormat.


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Justin Bieber’s “Mistletoe” World Premiere – LISTEN

Justin Bieber debuted his Christmas album’s first single, “Mistletoe,” on Ryan Seacrest‘s radio show on Monday.


Just yesterday, he leaked footage from the making of that song, along with a snippet from his cover of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town.”


The full album, “Under the Mistletoe,” features collaborations with Mariah CareyBoyz 2 Men, and Usher, and comes out November 1.


The Biebs also announced on the show that he’ll be performing in Times Square for “Dick Clark‘s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve,” along with Lady Gaga.


Listen below to Bieber’s new single, and tell us what you think.


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