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Life’s a beach for Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber, especially on Friday, when the power couple took The Biebs’ little half-siblings Jazmyn and Jaxon out for some sand-and-surf fun in Malibu.
The teenage stars looked pretty happy hanging out with the tykes.
Of course, Bieber started the week with some pretty amazing little kid quality time.
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Our ‘colleagues’ as we laughingly refer to them are actually lawyers who, down on their luck after losing a Tax Evasion case, have rented out the far corner of the bedsit which is sometimes known as “The Fred West Wing”. They look ill. Lawyers always look ill.
Perhaps it’s the smell which is putting them off their writs. The festering stench of the opposite corner, marked out by a laminated card which- in odious Comic Sans- reads “POST”. It’s enough to make anyone sick to their stomach.
Of course, it’s not just the hideous odour of your letters that can make people sick to their stomach; sometimes we are responsible for sucking all the good humour out of a given situation. This week it was the turn of Robert Pattinson to feel our tepid wrath when we had a laugh at him for stating the bleeding obvious.
Why is it that some of you writer’s feel it’s ok to be mean and stupid about Robert Pattinson? He’s a nice guy and he’s a good actor, but you would rather corrupt us fans with lies and Bad stuff, will let me ask you this, who makes more money? who has more fan’s? not you that’s for sure, bye.
Whoa there Guene! Let’s not be so final here! Bye? Before we’ve even had a chance to retort? That’s like asking a barbed question in the House Of Commons and running away before the Prime Minister can give an answer. Yes… in this analogy, we’re the Prime Minister and you’re some git MP from out in the sticks. The only appropriate response is this: it’s not about the money. It’s about how cripplingly dull you come across in the media.
Which Pattinson wins hands down. Of course, it’s easy to see why you’d ignore his spine-shuddering mundanity when he’s… just… so… attractive. Look at his broody reptile eyes and his pasty-white, alabaster skin. It’s not just us that wants to lay him down among a field of corn either. Happy Sue wants to break off a piece of R-Pattz too:
Since all these millions of girls and women are crazy about Rob, whats your problem? Does it make any sense you run him down when we all adore him? You must be a man and don’t have any idea what women like. Maybe you should check on the Twilight Saga, do you read? See what women do like. Love them…
Do… you… read? Do you- and we’re picking on this for comic effect- read? Read it back, readers. Here’s Happy Sue hoisting the bloated corpse of the Twilight Saga up onto an imposing pedestal made out of faeces and pulped Dan Brown novels. If the Twilight Saga is indicative of what women like then all women must be necrophiliacs who have a sideline in bestiality.
All women are not like that. Some women, like Happy Sue, are. Pam on the other hand is on to us!
Come on, we all know this ignorant little twit’s opinion doesn’t matter. He has to justify his paycheck with this drivel.
Thanks to our self-aggrandising style, many of you may be sitting in front of your computers nodding along with her rousing call to arms. Who cares about hecklerspray’s opinion?! Those guys are nasty! Booooooo. Down with hecklerspray! To those people we suggest 20 minutes of vigorous sexual activity a paper shredder and those feelings will go away forever.
It’s Been Something Of A Stereotypical Week For Your Defective Correspondence. We’ve Gone From Robert Pattinson/Twihards To Idiots Who Type Like Their Entire Point Is A Title. Like Malinda here, who is apoplectic at our suggestion that Biebergeddon might finally be upon us
Okay Now, Look Ya Dumb B*tches!
This Is Ridicouls Bieber Is Amazing And People Love Him, Your Just Freaking Jealous. LOL! There’s No Way The WorldIs Gonna Go All Out Because Of Him, I Mean Yes, He’s Amazing And Wonderfull Gorgeous And Talented. But He’s Not Going Anywhere And Niether Are We!!! Beliebers Forever. And If YOU Have A Problem With It, Well Go Tell It To Someone Who Cares, Like Your Lonley Fat *ss Mom Who Has 3o Cats!Thanks Malinda (:
Aww, isn’t that nice? He’s amazing, wonderful, talented and gorgeous but not quite amazing, wonderful, talented or gorgeous enough for people to start literally spontaneously combusting in front of our very eyes. What a shock. Then, of course, no-one cares about what we have to say. Remember the advice we gave you about a paper shredder? That.
Still, some of you got in touch to reveal some tragic personal details about yourselves. Like Sarah, who was delighted to see The Tumblr Trawler sink away into the briny depths, killing all hands:
Yay! Yes I am a sad individual. I’m ok with it though.
So say we all!
Until next week, you sad, pathetic, excuses for human beings. Go and enjoy your 30 cats.
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While taping his “Home for the Holidays” special in Toronto on Wednesday, Justin Bieber brought a special guest up on stage: his three-year-old sister Jazmyn.
They sang parts of “Baby” and “One Time” together, and the pop star also asked his toddler sibling about her new haircut and what she wanted for Christmas.
IT’S ALMOST TOO ADORABLE TO HANDLE!
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Last month, Justin Bieber gave a special charity show at Whitney Elementary School in Las Vegas, donating $100,000 to the facility and handing out an extra $100,000 in gifts to its predominantly homeless students.
But the kids may have been most excited for the Q&A session afterwards.
In footage provided by “The Ellen DeGeneres Show,” Bieber fields questions from his young fans – including a query about how he spends his weekends with girlfriend Selena Gomez.
“We go to the movies,” replies Bieber, before mischievously whispering, “And we kiss!”
The audience’s reaction is priceless.
Of course, when he revealed that his favorite color is “purple,” there was also some pretty intense squealing.
The whole thing is adorable.
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