Girl Who Says She’s Had Bieber’s Baby Has Ex Shouting ‘It’s Mine’ Like He Wants To Pay Child Support Or Something

When a baby is born via parents no longer together, it isn’t uncommon for a Jerry Springer style argument to develop, with penis owners shouting ‘Well, it ain’t mine that’s for sure, you womanly leech!’

Justin Bieber is no different, looking at the whole situation and shrugging ‘I haven’t even met the girl! No way. Nuh-uh.‘

Apart from, that is, the ex-boyfriend of Justin Bieber’s alleged baby harvester, Mariah Yeater, who has NO DOUBT IN HIS MIND AT ALL (apart from the vague doubts in his mind) that the baby is his and, he so certain, he wants to take a DNA test to prove it. Roll on child support payments from whoever!

Remember TMZ sharing a story which showed a load of SMS messages, which seemingly showed Mariah Yeater saying that her ex, Robbie Powell, was the father of her baby?

No? Well, that sentence you’ve just read has got you up to speed. Stop being such an idiot.

Where were we? Oh yes, Robbie Powell. Well, Robbie and his super sperm are demanding a DNA test because he’s apparently tired of Yeater using the child for media attention.

Basically, he wants some media attention as well. Then baby sitting rights. Then countless sleepless nights and soiled nappies.

TMZ’s sources says Robbie has been telling friends that Mariah has already told him that this whole Bieber story is a crock of dung and Robbie believes she did conjured it up because she was desperate for cash.

If she’s that desperate, why doesn’t she sell her baby? You’re allowed to do that in America right? Angelina Jolie will probably take it off her hands.

Of course, Powell will now be getting approaches by media outlets, which is nice for him. Maybe he’ll buy some condoms with any fees he receives.

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Peru Will Probably Kill Justin Bieber, Not Like The Rest Of You Wimps

It must be rubbish being Justin Bieber. You’ve got all that money and people wanting sex with you, yet you’re no even old enough to get on the log-flume at the local fair.

Not to mention the fact that all your fans want your girlfriend to die.

Still, regarding the last note, things are evening up a little as Peru has kinda promised to kill the pint-sized singer when he plays at the National Stadium over there on October 17th. Bless Peru. Mad, mad Peru.

Yep, there’s fears for Bieber’s safety as a Facebook page called “Kill Justin Bieber on 17 October at the National Stadium” was set up and it already has almost 2,000 thumbs-up.

Of course, jumpy fans of the Canadian infant heart-throb are urging him to pull out of his performance.

One fan called BieberisGaga posted the tweet:

“Everyone tweet #BiebsStayOutOfPeru”

Another, called BieberParade wrote:

“A facebook group with 1600 members translated to english called “kill justin bieber in peru october 17th” are the most sick people ever.”

Just remember, Justin’s Beliebers are the very same group of people who threatened to murder Selena Gomez. Just remember that.

Justin Bieber has faced a barrage of terrifying online death threats via social networking sites, over a concert he is set to play in Peru later this month.

Eenie Meenie singer Bieber, 17, is set to play Peru’s National Stadium on October 17 this year. But there are now fears for his safety, after a Facebook page called “Kill Justin Bieber on 17 October at the National Stadium” was set up with almost 2,000 “likes”.

Now fans of the Canadian teen’s are urging him to pull out of his performance. Shocked Bieber followers have flooded Twitter with messages of support for the singer.

One fan called BieberisGaga posted the message: “Everyone tweet #BiebsStayOutOfPeru”, before posting a link to the Facebook page in question, which appears to have now been deleted.

Another, called BieberParade wrote: “A facebook group with 1600 members translated to english called “kill justin bieber in peru october 17th” are the most sick people ever [sic].”

It is not known at this stage whether or not Justin will go ahead with the planned gig.

Justin will be no stranger to the scary experience of receiving online death threats; his actress girlfriend Selena Gomez was targeted by fans jealous of her because of her relationship with the star, earlier this year.

Meanwhile on a much lighter note, stories are circulating that Justin is all set to team up with Cheryl Cole, to collaborate on tracks on her new album.

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