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Selena Gomez covers the new issue of Cosmo, and if you're able to move past the disturbingly sexy cover shot, the interview inside is revealing in a different way.
“I’m just like every 19-year-old girl," Selena says of famous relationship. "If you’re in love, you’re in love to the fullest, and you just want to go to the movies, hang out, and be as normal as possible. I’m fortunate that I’ve found someone who has that philosophy." It's good to hear that she values normalcy, but pretending that dating Justin Bieber is just like dating any other 17 year-old dude isn't gonna win her any Belieber converts.
Even more interesting is Selena's slam on an anonymous ex: “I was in a relationship previously where I had to hide everything and it wasn’t my choice. I had to go through different exits and take separate cars and do the craziest things, and it just really wasn’t worth it. It was like a year of my life completely wasted." That would be Nick Jonas. Selena was linked to a couple pre-pubescent heartthrobs prior to meeting Justin, but Nick is the only one she dated long enough to accuse him of wasting a year of her life. Harsh, but the Jo Bros are notorious for having effed up attitudes toward the girls they date.
If being a teen wasn’t embarrassing enough (and of course NO-ONE UNDERSTANDS YOU), people say a buncha personal stuff about you to redden your cheeks further.
We’re talking about Justin Bieber and the small matter that his manager has just informed the world that his prancing cash-piglet’s ‘balls have dropped’.
Scooter Braunt, who looks after the infant singer (and sounds like some stupid household gadget) says that Biebles isn’t hitting the high notes like he used to.
The record company will probably beat him with a shovel handle and cut his balls right off, won’t they?
Anyway, Bieber had found recording a duet of ‘All I Want For Christmas’ with Mariah Carey difficult as his voice had broken and was not as high as it used to be.
Braunt told Billboard.com:
“Vocally, his balls have dropped.”
Regarding the high notes:
“That was the hardest song to do. A year ago that would have been no problem.”
Sadly, Scooter showed no sign of remorse for making everyone think of Justin’s testicles for which right-minded people will be scrubbing their brains with Domestos. FOREVER.
Island Def Jam president Steve Bartels also spoke of the change in Bieber’s vocals, adding:
“The album really shows his growth as a young man, and his voice has just blossomed. It will pleasantly surprise many people. It’s not your typical holiday album.”
It’s worse.
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“Justin’s Baby Bombshell,” reads the headline of a National Enquirer piece that goes on to claim Justin Bieber is “eager” to start a family with Selena Gomez, and “could soon be singing lullabies.”
According to a so-called “insider” for the tabloid, “Bieber has babies on the brain… All he talks about is having a little Bieber with Selena.”
The Enquirer notes, “young parenthood seems completely normal” to Gomez and Bieber, whose moms were also teens when they were born.
Still, writes the magazine, “Selena is suggesting they should wait until at least he turns 18 in March before considering parenthood.”
However, adds the tab’s source, “Justin wants a fairytale love with Selena, and for him that means creating a family together.”
Actually, the only “creating” here was done by the Enquirer, which gave birth to this phony story.
Bieber and Gomez are not “eager” to begin a family.
A source close to the “Baby” singer tells us the Enquirer‘s article is “bulls**t.”
Check out PHOTOS of Justin goofing around at “Fashion’s Night Out”!
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